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nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

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astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

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cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

(via sailingonsuccess)

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via anonymoushippocampus)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

(Source: ratak-monodosico, via rocketnips)

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me:whats your opinion on tampons
little brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me:then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother:why
me:for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother:well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me:that is a fantastic point
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anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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(Source: readm03475587639r, via sniffing)

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