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dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

(via canadian-coitus)

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10 hours ago

whitedad:

*gets down on one knee* i still cant believe u dont know how to tie your own fucking shoes

(via canadian-coitus)

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10 hours ago
unshaped:

that-fandom-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
HUMAN
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw

did you just………..

unshaped:

that-fandom-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw

did you just………..

(Source: bluebonne, via sham-pubes)

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10 hours ago

outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

(Source: crawfords-slut, via sham-pubes)

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10 hours ago
lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

(via sham-pubes)

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10 hours ago

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Source: batmanglijs, via arikhaldan)

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11 hours ago
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